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Raincoat (Gay) [Denmark/Norway/Ukraine]
Title: Raincoat (Gay)
Characters/Pairing: Denmark/Norway/(voyeur)Ukraine
Rating: 15+
Length: 388
Summary: Denmark, Norway, and Ukraine make a porno. Inspired by that one set of "stats" floating around that apparently reveal that Ukrainians like gay raincoat porn. ('Raincoat' in that context probably refers to condoms, but it's cuter if taken literally)
Other: From a captcha challenge at the APH anon meme. "Use a captcha list as inspiration for your ficlet". My captcha was The yellow rainjacket is what colour? (Original post)
Raincoat (Gay)
They had both been 'going' with her for a while, if it could be called that. So something involving all three of them - well, that just seemed like a natural step, didn't it! They'd asked her what she liked, eased it out of her gradually. After all, they wanted to make her happy, didn't they? 'Course!
Apparently the lady liked to watch. Fine by them; Norway liked that kind of thing, and Denmark sure wasn't the kind to pass up an audience.
But there was another thing she liked, and that was a bit more confusing.
Norway looked down at himself, then over at Denmark, who was dressed to match. Ukraine's request had been quite clear: Rainslickers. And nothing else.
In fact, she'd gone so far as to be very specific about it. Bright yellow oilskin jackets. Well, it hadn't been hard to oblige, considering some of the ways that they spent their spare time, but-
"Can't say I follow, exactly," Norway said cautiously, then glanced at Ukraine, who was holding a video camera and looking both somewhat embarrassed, and as if she was so happy she could cry. "How's this, then."
"Oh, the both of you look - perfect." She blushed and averted her eyes, looking down at the floor. "Um, I mean, if this is still fine with you - I know it's a little, um-"
"'Course it is!" Denmark said before Norway could counter, giving his partner a slap on the back. "Wouldn't be the first time we've done summat like this-"
"Really?" Ukraine looked up, her large eyes more curious than upset after hearing that. "Oh, I didn't know you two were also into-"
Norway cleared his throat. "Never mind that. Ought to get goin' with that camera, ya' think?" He gave Ukraine a little half-smile, which was apparently all the encouragement she needed, because she nodded and hoisted the camera without further ado.
Denmark grabbed Norway and pulled him in for a kiss, accompanied by the audible sound of waterproof fabrics rubbing against each other. As Norway pressed against him, Denmark decided that even if he didn't get the whole rain slicker thing, he could kind of see what Ukraine saw in it, because Norway was damn adorable in his foul weather gear, even if it did smell a tad like fish.
Characters/Pairing: Denmark/Norway/(voyeur)Ukraine
Rating: 15+
Length: 388
Summary: Denmark, Norway, and Ukraine make a porno. Inspired by that one set of "stats" floating around that apparently reveal that Ukrainians like gay raincoat porn. ('Raincoat' in that context probably refers to condoms, but it's cuter if taken literally)
Other: From a captcha challenge at the APH anon meme. "Use a captcha list as inspiration for your ficlet". My captcha was The yellow rainjacket is what colour? (Original post)
Raincoat (Gay)
They had both been 'going' with her for a while, if it could be called that. So something involving all three of them - well, that just seemed like a natural step, didn't it! They'd asked her what she liked, eased it out of her gradually. After all, they wanted to make her happy, didn't they? 'Course!
Apparently the lady liked to watch. Fine by them; Norway liked that kind of thing, and Denmark sure wasn't the kind to pass up an audience.
But there was another thing she liked, and that was a bit more confusing.
Norway looked down at himself, then over at Denmark, who was dressed to match. Ukraine's request had been quite clear: Rainslickers. And nothing else.
In fact, she'd gone so far as to be very specific about it. Bright yellow oilskin jackets. Well, it hadn't been hard to oblige, considering some of the ways that they spent their spare time, but-
"Can't say I follow, exactly," Norway said cautiously, then glanced at Ukraine, who was holding a video camera and looking both somewhat embarrassed, and as if she was so happy she could cry. "How's this, then."
"Oh, the both of you look - perfect." She blushed and averted her eyes, looking down at the floor. "Um, I mean, if this is still fine with you - I know it's a little, um-"
"'Course it is!" Denmark said before Norway could counter, giving his partner a slap on the back. "Wouldn't be the first time we've done summat like this-"
"Really?" Ukraine looked up, her large eyes more curious than upset after hearing that. "Oh, I didn't know you two were also into-"
Norway cleared his throat. "Never mind that. Ought to get goin' with that camera, ya' think?" He gave Ukraine a little half-smile, which was apparently all the encouragement she needed, because she nodded and hoisted the camera without further ado.
Denmark grabbed Norway and pulled him in for a kiss, accompanied by the audible sound of waterproof fabrics rubbing against each other. As Norway pressed against him, Denmark decided that even if he didn't get the whole rain slicker thing, he could kind of see what Ukraine saw in it, because Norway was damn adorable in his foul weather gear, even if it did smell a tad like fish.